My boyfriend = perfect for me.
Me: If she tries anything with you, I will fucking slit her wrists and slowly remove her organs as she bleeds to death.
Jacob: Aww, your threats make giggle<3 This is why we’re perfect, evil minds. But would you have the stomach for it?
Me: I could make myself have the stomach for it.
Jacob: Or I could just help.
Anonymous asked: because you are his ex
Clearly. But when I meet people I don’t need to be introduced as his ex/get the “oh my god aren’t you that chick who dated Robert Parker?”.
It was one thing when we had first broken up, but it’s been almost 2 years, it’s annoying as fuck.
I HATE it when people meet me and are like “Hey aren’t you that chick who dated Robert Parker?”
It happens WAY too often. Dude we broke up like a year and a half ago and hate each others guts, Y U REFER TO ME AS HIS EX?
